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dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.
-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!
by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004
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Trauma Donger

It's when the Donger in a porn traumatizes you so you remember it for life.
I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.
by Psyclipityclops July 11, 2025
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Donger deed

When you take out a door knob using your mouth
Person 1 :I just did the donger deed

Person 2 : NO WAYY
by Whatsgoodfolks1 June 22, 2021
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fuggin ding donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse
by Kveta October 13, 2022
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Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis
Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos
by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021
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Donger

Dingus, Doofus, Dork. Someone dumb.
Shut up you donger.
by CraveIt May 16, 2019
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heaven donger

when you’re hitting a girl from behind, and you open the cheeks to see her insanely bleached asshole thus leading to blindness
tom: dude i need to go see an eye doctor tonight because this girl gave me a hell of a heaven donger last night
by buttercumbuttstuff August 9, 2025
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