A medical condition that causes high fevers, eye pain, and most notably, swelling of the cheeks, and is obtained through oral contact with a certain alloy.
"Yo did you hear Ryne's got Dizzy Gillespia? It must've been from that fancy new mouthpiece."
"Funny, I thought those big ass cheeks were just his ego trying to find a way out."
"Funny, I thought those big ass cheeks were just his ego trying to find a way out."
by NipplePinchey December 26, 2012
dizzi b or dizzi bastard
by bri johnson April 16, 2008
The act of pulling one's face tightly towards the rectum whilst receiving the standard version of a Rusty Trombone which creates a seal around the anus with the lips. The Dizzy Gillespie (DG) provider then flagulates causing the receiver's (Dizzy Gillespie'ed) facial cheeks to expand, giving the appearance of the legendary trumpet player, Dizzy Gillespie.
Dizzy Gillespie-(v.) I was getting my salad tossed, then I reached back and pulled her head in tight and let one rip! That bitch got Dizzy Gillespie'ed!!!
by Maximus Carontus March 19, 2007
A human female with no sense of what is going on; possibly disoriented, or confused. Most likely she tries to charge you the past midnight fee on your foot long sub at local gas stations.
by the method frank February 05, 2004
by Harrison darkes July 28, 2020
"done deal" (expression of agreement, closing on a contract, declaring a mission accomplished, setting something in stone, game over)
by AP EXPLAINZ January 20, 2006
similar to dizzy bat, dizzy lax is an activity for the bros. during this activity, the butt end of a lax spoon is removed. (assuming the inside of the spoon is sanitary) the hollow spoon is filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice. the competitor then consumes the alcohol from the hollow of the lax stick. once all traces of alcohol are consumed, the bro proceeds to touch the spoon perpendicular to the ground and spin around it with their head on the butt end of the spoon, of course making sure that their lax pinny does not get tangled and their flow stays intact. After the spinnage is complete, a kind sir or madam will throw a lax bullet at the bro, who will then attempt to catch the ball in their fluffy lax net and proceed to execute a small sprint, possibly throwing mad stunts in (ex. roll dodge, etc). dizzy lax is held in the highest regard to all lax bros. dizzy bat is a thing of the past; it is an activity for wannabe bros who participate in acts of faggotry, such as the frowned-upon sport of "baseball." work hard. party hard.
"hey libby, care to lax?" - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
by broseidon, god of flow June 14, 2010