when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre August 9, 2012
Get the bruised bananamug. when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
Get the shroom bruisemug. From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
Get the bruised peachmug. unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.
This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.
by uncle tim March 16, 2008
Get the qualude bruisemug. You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006
Get the bruised fruitmug. Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
by Monty_Pythons August 5, 2009
Get the Unexplained Bruisesmug. A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
Get the Boner bruisemug.