A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson
by Donald miller May 22, 2018

A young man whore on the scene. Often goes by pig oomah. His natural habitat is in the northern hemisphere. Often found as a nocturnal functioning mook master out side the wai, Amy’s,the zoo, nor westr, etc. Beware one sting from him may have you swelled up for 9 months. If you have came in contact with this man whore you may need to go to your nearest Vet and get plan B.
by Pig Oomah May 30, 2018

A name given to Brendy from the movie, "Legally Blonde" as the "Bend N' Snap." Brendy is a strapping young lad who shortens too many words. He is the host for the popular game show - "Cute, or Beaut." You may have seen him on TV. He is pretty much a big deal, and people know him. He is a ladies man and is stuck between two lovers. Mandie, and Chelsey. It is the best of both worlds, its what keeps his engine running.
by Midnight Mike December 15, 2009

by Anonymous Glizzy 😂 May 19, 2021

By far the coolest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. If you are called Brendan Fahle, you're gonna get all the girls. Brendan Fahle plays all the Minecraft and Fortnite. But NOT ROBLOX, BECAUSE ROBLOX IS FOR DUMB STUPID LOSERS THAT ARE CALLED ASHTON SMITHSS. You want to be Brendan Fahle, because Brendan Fahle is the coolest person out of all the persons to ever live.
by A REALLLLLLLLY Cool Guy. September 29, 2018

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.
by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

by Anonymous Glizzy 😂 May 19, 2021
