Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday April 25, 2014

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

barnyard

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high

I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.

by father guido June 7, 2017