Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

barnyard

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high

I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.

by father guido June 7, 2017

Barnyard

When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.

"Yea Barnyard was GREAT"

by Abza15 May 17, 2017

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024