Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways
My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion
by Adroc57 October 07, 2017
He's on trial for testicular theft.
by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022
A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 29, 2023
When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.
Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
by JackisOG October 15, 2021
by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010
The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
by Jackball April 30, 2005
by Rob the Great July 26, 2007