The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 07, 2019
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 07, 2019
The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
Slang for a hotel party.
“John just sent me the address for the party tonight, but it’s at a hotel. Guess it’s a telly action.”
by beeswithlegs February 19, 2023
by Arcwords January 17, 2025
PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT
by FatLz June 18, 2019