Teaching the pope how to play darts

Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular

Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts

by young reginald February 02, 2021

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Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

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teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

by bill a. January 12, 2004

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teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name with the movement of your hips on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick

by fhrsfhtdf August 31, 2022

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I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

by bIMON May 09, 2011

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