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Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
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Swiftie independence day

May 30th

Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
Wake up, it's swiftie independence day! Get the balloons
by intestinetickling June 1, 2025
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Psycho Swiftie

See Swiftie.

The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.

There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.

To find one look for the following signs:

- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.

- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.

Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"

"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"

"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"

"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"

Scenario 2

"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"

"No, hbu?"

"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"

"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022
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death from a swiftie

the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
by utility_ October 29, 2023
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moa swiftie

a moa swiftie is someone who is a fan of both the kpop boyband tomorrow x together and taylor swift.
"so what kind of music do you like?"
"i'm a moa swiftie!"
"what's that?"
"i like taylor swift and txt!"
by ktephea June 2, 2023
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Pull A Swiftie

When a broken hearted person (usually the scorned female) writes a song to sham their ex and make them sound like a total piece of shit or worse.
Perry : Yo Harry, I heard Tay's writing a new song 😀
Harry : Dude, she totally wants to pull a swiftie
by Aphrodite_XX October 15, 2014
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Original Swiftie

One of the first Swifties to claim Taylor land. They are among the best and appreciate Taylor Swift.
Me: I am Original Swiftie.
Taylor Swift: YES QUEEN!!!
by OriginalSwiftie13 December 8, 2020
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