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The act of having so much swag that you begin to cast accidental spells on things around you.
Tom: Woah! George just turned that waffle into a computer!

Mario: Yeah, he's got swaggic.
Swaggic by Dr. Swag, Ph.D April 4, 2012
When a young male walks as if his pants are full of feces
Wow, that guy walkin across the street is swaggerin!
swaggerin by Sisterrrrr January 7, 2015

swaggerpimp 

someone who has lethal amounts of swagger and gets enough girls to be mistaken for a pimp (oftentimes the person will be an actual pimp)
person 1: holy fuck did u hear about *anonymous*
person 2: no what happened
person 1: the swaggerpimp used his swag to take his girl and convince her to finger herself with a sewage rat just so she can get his approval
person 2: now i know why he’s notoriously known as a swaggerpimp
swaggerpimp by bigpimpin000 April 29, 2020

Old School Swagger 

Person from an earlier era, but still kickin’ it with a demeanor of confidence, coolness and togetherness, and looked upon with high regard or respect.
That FOG is a legend, just like the Dos Equis guy, he has that Old School Swagger.

i got too much swagger for the dagger 

If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone
Example from danganronpa
Sayaka: I got too much swagger for the dagger
11037: oh shit sorry bae

Swagger Aura 

When a person of unquestionable confidence and general freshness is clearly demonstrating an untouchable force that can only be seen/heard and never approached.
person 1: Oh my, I am speechless at that swagger

person 2: We cannot top that

person 1: I vote we leave

person 2: Defo, his Swagger Aura is heading strait for us
Swagger Aura by JollyGunzBarber January 10, 2010