subaru wrx

Known not to run. Weak transmissions. Catch fire easily.

My Subaru WRX loves its jackstands.

by KjpRoesky April 14, 2008

dirty subaru

A famous sex position

When Brittney introduced Dave to the Pacific Northwest, showering wasn't enough to clean away the aftermath of the dirty subaru.

by deepeezee July 01, 2017

Subaru impreza

Crap. Period. Unless... well actually no, there is no unless.

Hey look at Steve's crappy Subaru Impreza!
Yeah dood its sweet cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

by JP-illo March 13, 2008

Subaru WRX

A car that comes no where close to the sheer chadness of the Mitsubishi Evolution

-Pathetic subaru wrx onwer: that evo just gapped me!

by BonkersBoi January 23, 2022

Subaru WRX STi

the car of a true champion, the mitsubishi lancer evo's BIGGEST AND ONLY archenemy.

ignorant bitch: does the STi come standard wit a V8? and the evo too?

Subaru WRX STi driver and/or Mitsubishi Evo driver: they're both 4 cylinder....

ignorant bitch: HOLY SHIT NO WAY

by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

Subaru WRX STi

A hella beast car that is better than the piece of shit Mitsubishi Evo in all ways: looks (2007), speed (any year) and ralling (any year).

Hey dude did you see Travis Pastrana driving that Evo at the X-Games? Uhhh..no he couldnt have been because he is hella sick so he couldnt have been drving that piece of fucking shit Evo. He drives a Subaru WRX STi dumbass.

by Evosr4fags July 11, 2008

Subaru WRX STi

Better than the Evo in any way. Anyday.

Moron in Mistubishi Lancer Evolution: God damn that Subie looks good. Looks faster than what I have. *sadface*

Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.

by SevenStarz June 11, 2012