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speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"
by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.
“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”
by ThrillistV February 20, 2023
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Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass
She got a SPEED BUMP!
by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017
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colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
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