Spacenaldo is a finished PORNtuguese penalty and tap-in merchant that is a hybrid between a camel and a dolphin.(He is also the biggest ghost of all time). Why he is called by Spacenaldo is because all volleys and free kicks he hits go into space. He is considered the gOaT by his gay, retarded dogs and him being the GOAT will never happen in infinite years but the real GOAT is Lionel Messi.
NASA:A WORLD ENDING METEOR IS HEADING TO EARTH AND IT IS TOO BIG FOR D.A.R.T. TO REDIRECT IT, HUMANITY IS DONE.
Spacenaldo:(hits a free kick that goes out of orbit at hypersonic speeds heading to the meteor and the free kick ball hits the meteor)
NASA:ON A TELESCOPE ON EARTH WATCHING THE METEOR, IT SAW A FOOTBALL FLY AT IT AND DESTROY THE METEOR. WE WENT AND SAW THAT SPACENALDO WAS PLAYING A MATCH AND COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE THE METEOR GOT DESTROYED, AND WE AT NASA SAW THAT SPACENALDO SENT A FREE KICK THAT WENT INTO OUTER SPACE SO IT HAD TO BE SPACENALDO THAT SAVED HUMANITY BECAUSE OF HIS SHIT SKILLS.
Spacenaldo:(hits a free kick that goes out of orbit at hypersonic speeds heading to the meteor and the free kick ball hits the meteor)
NASA:ON A TELESCOPE ON EARTH WATCHING THE METEOR, IT SAW A FOOTBALL FLY AT IT AND DESTROY THE METEOR. WE WENT AND SAW THAT SPACENALDO WAS PLAYING A MATCH AND COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE THE METEOR GOT DESTROYED, AND WE AT NASA SAW THAT SPACENALDO SENT A FREE KICK THAT WENT INTO OUTER SPACE SO IT HAD TO BE SPACENALDO THAT SAVED HUMANITY BECAUSE OF HIS SHIT SKILLS.
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*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
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*2 hrs later*
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Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
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