Snooki

A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.

Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?!

Hey! Don't track that Snooki all through the house!

Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.

by MHhockey12345 January 11, 2012

Snookie

An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park

Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!

by fhnfdbjnsd December 27, 2013

snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

snookie

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 22, 2010

Snookie

The smallest most hobbit like person on a team

Northwestern quarterback Dan Persa sure is a dirty little snookie.

by Donie who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

Snookie

A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.

Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.

by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010

snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 March 30, 2010