Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.

Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.

by Herf69 October 13, 2008

Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)

Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!

by goodcook January 3, 2010

Harry Slider

A kid who smiles like hes on weed or dances like hes high as f***

You killed it with your harry slider moves

by JetPlaneszz July 27, 2016

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Ink Slider

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.

Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class

by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

vinaigrette slider

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

by jedbob December 11, 2009