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Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.
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The Beast of Slutton is often seen in and around Sutton town centre frequenting various night clubs, car parks and public lavatories and is also seen from time to time in and around Croydon in South London, where she is known to be a frequenter of a heavy metal goth bar.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.
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Get the Some girls from Harris academy Sutton mug.A social media star who is one of the members of the infamous group Team 10. For some odd reason, many 11-year-old fangirls ship him with his buttbuddy Anthony Trujillo. He is also addicted to smoking pot, which is the case behind his constant smiling (he is seen smiling in the music videos for "It's Everyday Bro" and "Ohio Fried Chicken").
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I am totally smutton for Jake. I mean, he seems like an okay guy, but really I just want to fuck the living shit out of him!
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