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Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.
- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”
by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025
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situationship

(sichUAshonship) the label for a relationship between two people that is messy and not trustworthy. usually used by two people being in multaple relationships
how is jake and missys situationship going
by brainrotkid May 23, 2025
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Situationship

When two people aren’t in a relationship but still have sex and get all the perks as though it was a relationship without feelings for each other. Both parties establish they don’t want a relationship and that there’s no feelings between each other but both get what they want from each other without the commitment.
Yea we aren’t together but we aren’t friends but we also don’t have feelings towards each other but we still do relationship stuff. It’s a situationship
by shuaystie February 6, 2023
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Situationship

A Victorian term for sexual harassment, especially of household servants.
"I told Scruggs if she didn't start making herself more amenable to my advances, she was liable to find herself out of a situation."
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?
by Arcadia Jane Berger July 18, 2025
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situationship

situationship means when you're twitter mutuals with someone
Did you know yan and beastzai are in a situationship?
by beastzaied January 6, 2024
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Situationship

A term used in reference to intimate relations practiced by people who are uncomfortable with both relationships and relationship anarchy because they can’t wrap their minds around the concept of genuine companionship that happens to include sex — because apparently ‘FWB’ doesn’t refer to actual friendship — unless it is constantly being forced into a concrete, restrictive, linguistic definitions because of the idea that if there are feelings, the dynamic must change to use relationship labels to coddle our insecurities instead of working to improve ourselves.
Person 1: I’m in this situationship…
Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: like friends with benefits but actual friends and I just don’t want to make light of the fact that we’re still friends and not some mystical third category just because we like each other.

Person 2: got it, continue…
Person 1: anyway it means literally nothing to me.
by zealasquigs April 5, 2025
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Situationship

You have feelings for someone, but you also feel so much contempt for them that you refuse to be on an official relationship
After that guy gave you a cubic zirconia and pretended it was a diamond you broke up with him. Now you are living together as friends, having a situationship
by ATRIUM January 1, 2024
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