sicky bard

Sicky bard (or sicky bad) is a South Wales/Valleys term for being generally unwell.

Dafydd: Didn't see you yesterday, where was you?
Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.

Dafydd: Oh love you.

by spambox March 15, 2021

Sicky-Picky

When a penis is or has been inserted into a sour coochie of darkness.

He cannot get his sicky-picky well after it dove into the coochie of terror.

by BritMat88 October 20, 2021

Sickies

The word “sickies” is used in a similar way to the word “cool” and stems from the word “sick” when describing something as good or great.

It is most commonly used to end conversations as it sparks no desire to continue one.

Sickies.

by Mark Gatiss June 16, 2024

Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Sickie

A sickie Is a name you can you to bully someone who is sick.

Lauren Bolona doesn’t usually get sick but when she does she’s a big sickie baby.

by Dunggod April 14, 2024

chucking a sickie

A phrase from Australian slang. Used when someone has called off work, claiming to be sick, when they are in fact fine and just don’t want to go into work for any reason

Ethan: Oi, Dave, you wanker, I thought you had work today? What’re you doing in the bar?
Dave: Yeah nah, I’m chucking a sickie.

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025