Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

the shawshank assumption

The assumption that everyone has seen the movie, The Shawshank Redemption

While talking to my girlfriend, I made a reference to the escape scene in The Shawshank Redemption, but it turned out she had never seen the movie. I had simply made the Shawshank Assumption that she had.

by Vesto2000 September 9, 2021

Shawshank Swirly

The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.

Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.

by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013

Shawshanking

When you slowly chip away at your partner's sexual conservatism until the hole final opens and your crawling through a river of shit and coming up smiling on the other side.

"Awh mate, you done Stacey up the sewer pipe yet?"

"Nawh mate, she's a bit vanilla but I've been shawshanking her and I final got the butt plug in!"

by Church94 September 22, 2019

Shawshank

A bent penis that turns to the right

Whoa man do me a favor and turn a little to the left, your shawshank is killing me.

by Marry Swanson August 31, 2021