Shawshank Redumption

I have to take a shit really bad and leave work because there is only one stall in the bathroom.
by Atomic Trix February 15, 2019
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Shawshanked

When a person on a date escapes, ghosting the other person mid-date, leaving them abandoned and befuddled.
I met her at a classy restaurant, she's there maybe five minutes and says she needs the ladies room, and then she Shawshanked me, leaving me with like 15 White Castle burgers I had to eat on my own.
by Harry the Horrible February 9, 2021
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Shawshank Swirly

The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.
Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013
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Shawshanking

When you slowly chip away at your partner's sexual conservatism until the hole final opens and your crawling through a river of shit and coming up smiling on the other side.
"Awh mate, you done Stacey up the sewer pipe yet?"

"Nawh mate, she's a bit vanilla but I've been shawshanking her and I final got the butt plug in!"
by Church94 September 22, 2019
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shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
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