Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019

by Leckdon August 16, 2019

While talking to my girlfriend, I made a reference to the escape scene in The Shawshank Redemption, but it turned out she had never seen the movie. I had simply made the Shawshank Assumption that she had.
by Vesto2000 September 9, 2021

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.
by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013
