Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

morning sharpner

Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning

You got a morning sharpner mate?

by jcd June 7, 2003

Shrapnel

loose bits of anything in your Urban abode. usually referring to food like the crud left in the Doritos bowl, or the hors deuvre platter. Or the remnants of last jar of Dr. Zogs Sex Wax

*Any pizza left? Naw just shrapnel*

by Big Daddy Siki May 13, 2005

Shartnel

When sexually farting into another's mouth when an accidental bit of shit comes out.

My mate was farting in my mouth, when he shartneled me.
Went from being a quick kink to a three day stain.

by SINDYSINN January 14, 2019

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash

Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.

Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"

by StakeJunior January 21, 2009