Shalom Alechem

“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023

shalom

it's used when you have to say that you don't give a fuck about sth

A: oh shit, tomorrow we have Maths test
B: shalom, it's not the most important thing in life

by louvikh December 17, 2016

shalom

she is Christian Shalom is a girl who is funny outside of school and very very very serious in school she has a friends

Shalom means hello

by E nis October 24, 2020

Shalom

Usually 5'3" girls who like art.

I am Shalom.

by jackiechunk' April 13, 2022

Shalom

Shalom

Shalom is the most beautiful girl in the world
She has the best smile and always put herself first

by Jadathebomb January 27, 2022

Shalom

shalom is a word like hey but more fun

shalom jackieeeee

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Shalom

RE book published by The Lasallian Family.

-WOULD U PLEASE TAKE OUT UR SHALOM?
-EH SURE. (LAUGHTER)

by DamianLillard April 21, 2021