jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

Serpent's Whisper

When air trapped in the male urethra and bladder, escapes from the penis and creates a dull flatulent sound. Uusually occurs after a catheter has been inserted and removed.

John experienced the Serpent's whisper earlier while he was pissing.

by Milkshake69 May 18, 2018

The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein

Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Hex the Serpent God

A sociopathic wannabe YouTuber with a cult following he likes to call the "Snake Coven"
He is a liar, a manipulator and charismatic. Don't trust him. Don't like him. Please

"Hex the Serpent God is a cunt"

by Doctor Charles August 25, 2018

Serpent

I slithery like human who does grimy things like sell furniture that was given to them.

Hey Joe, that serpent Lance is sellin your shit again! Let’s beat him in golf and make it hiss.

by Silly me September 8, 2022

Serpent sting

Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.

"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"

“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink”

by Black Konda January 18, 2022