scutter

a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.

Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....

by cluck July 23, 2003

Scots-Irish

An Irish ethnic group which ultimately traces its roots back to Scotland. The majority of the Scots-Irish people in America live in the Appalachian Mountain Range and these people have played a large role in American history from the Whiskey Rebellion, Civil War, to 17 different US Presidents being of Scots-Irish origin.

"Anyone who insults the Scots-Irish people insults America." -Nick Fantasia

by David A Smith November 3, 2006

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

scuter

scum from the gutter

hey look at that filthy scuter

by jakebake rake88 December 10, 2005

Scotswoldian

A particular type of Anglo-Scot; one who has their origins or birth in Scotland, but has spent a considerable part of their life in the English Cotswolds - or vice versa.

Also refers to the accent and dialect of this type of person.

He's got a strange way of talking... is he one of those Scotswoldian types?

by The Don of the North December 23, 2007

Girl Scouts of America

The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.

GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!

by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

Scrutster

A person who spends most of their working life in the toilets spraying shit all over whilst playing shit games on their phone.

Dan: Morning!
Workmates: Alright scrutster
Dan: I really need a shit

by clodhopper August 22, 2008