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Horn Scraper 

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
Horn Scraper by WeenSauce March 17, 2009
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Testi Scraper 

When you receive pain to your balls, or groin area it's called a "Testi Scraper".

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The skater fell off the rail slide and straddled the rail. "That was a real Testi Scraper!"
Testi Scraper by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

Ground Scraper 

Comeback for when a short person calls a tall person a sky scraper.
Knee Pads- "your a freaken sky scraper!"
Troll- "Shut up you ground scraper!"
Ground Scraper by Roach1er April 5, 2011

Spine Scraper

A dick that is so large that you can feel it scraping the inside of your spine.
Girl, I had a Spine Scraper last night and it was not enjoyable.
Spine Scraper by RickRollin August 1, 2019

Cheese Scraper 

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure
Cheese Scraper by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

tube scraper 

A turd of considerable size. Usually a highfiber one that due to its girth seems to scrape out your poop tube one the way out.
Ah, man I took such a tube scraper I could actually see the toilet sweat.

knuckle scraper 

One who is lanky and long armed enough that when walking, his knuckles drag on the ground behind him. The term is often used in referring to rednecks or big dummies.
I saw Clayton, that big ole' knuckle scraper the other day. He was wearing his union suit and overalls, looked like he was slowly making his way towards town.