Shista

Current operative system by Windows.

Ah man, my new PC has Shista. That blows!

by shistasucks August 11, 2009

Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019

SHISTERED

"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.

"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"

by Madhammer April 9, 2005

shist

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

by Avi February 4, 2004

schusterick

Amazing, big, strong or can throw something really far, usually really good at everything and beats everybody at everything.

That guy is so schusterick im about to cry.

by Will Schusterick December 28, 2007

shista

a shady or shisty person; anyone that seems suspect

a person involved in shady activities or suspicious affairs

underhanded, sneaky, sketchy

something that makes you scratch your head because you can't belive some did that or an incident just happened

somone who steals, esp for fun

v. jacked, stole, took, ran someone's shit

Yo that kids a shista man; I heard he got caught for stealing socks just last week.

OK, who shista'd my records!

Shista shisty shady took my shit again!

Fucking shista, man, always doing some shit...

by Mr. Shista August 31, 2006

shister

A Lairy Bastard. Usually heard around London

You cockney shister

by Bido June 1, 2004