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DC Schedule

Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone

Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30

Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am

Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is
by Jaghi December 12, 2013
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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again
Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
by Socky Joe July 2, 2025
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Different Schedules

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.
Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”
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Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.
by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
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dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
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.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
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