Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.

You're pretty smart for a sardine choker.

by GH123456 March 2, 2011

Sauce the sardines

1. To share gossip.

Synonyms: spread rumors, spread gossip, circulate rumors, spill tea, spread stories, tittle-tattle, tattle, talk, whisper, tête à tête, tell tales, stories, muckrake, tidbit

Past tense: Sauced the sardines

"I watched Marsha and Abby in the corner sauce the sardines in private."

“You told me you had sardines to sauce, what is it?”

by Becutestaymute July 31, 2019

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

Sardine Ting

When Bare Manz or Bare Galdem be in one location at one time, and its just too much. Can also be used in terms of a Gangbang.

Guy 1: Yo the club is packed, I can barely barely move in here
Guy 2: Aii the club be a Sardine Ting

by Griffin Manz October 17, 2019

Sardine barrel

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.

1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911”

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!

by Apple crust August 23, 2023