salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

salami sandwhich

the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich

i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.

by knorth January 5, 2008

Salami bitch

A term used to describe someone who possesses salami, and lots of it.

Maddy: I have salami!
Cameron: SALAMI BITCH!

by maddy:D January 4, 2021

Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022