registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

taylor register

The weirdest person I have ever met. But pretty cool. Soccer player. But totally not a PLAYER.

Woah, who is that the soccer player, um.... what’s her name again?
It’s Taylor Register.
But its fine, she’s not a player.

by TTHE COOL GUY September 21, 2017

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018

pen register

AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.

We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.

by WhatTheKweh March 19, 2018