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Procrastination 

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.
"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."
Procrastination by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016

ProcrastiNation 

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.
Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.
ProcrastiNation by MLx February 6, 2010

Procrastination 

A long word for “not now.”
Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.
Procrastination by MathPlus November 29, 2020

Procrastination 

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...
Procrastination by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011

Procrastination 

I'll upload this later. Procrastination
Procrastination by SubMachineFrost January 31, 2016

Procrastination 

Simply fucking lazy with no ambition or drive to start and/or finsh goals.
JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.
Procrastination by Hugh Jayniss October 9, 2016