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Health Preacher 

Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke.

Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful.

But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.
Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher
Health Preacher by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021
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Prompter Preacher 

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
Prompter Preacher by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Thunder preacher 

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.
Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
Thunder preacher by AbadChoice December 9, 2022

vulgar preacher 

One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.
Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.

The Preacher 

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
The Preacher by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025

That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"
Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
That Vegan Preacher by wordyteen January 27, 2024

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher
Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?
That Vegan Preacher by wordyteen January 29, 2024