Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010

Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck

Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted

by 9milepotters January 12, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

potting out

Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.

Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.

by TR-Nubsie May 28, 2020