patio pisser

white trainers worn by chav gorms

He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.

patio pisser by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008

Ninja Pisser 

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

Ninja Pisser by Brandonish January 5, 2008

Ball Pisser 

Those with tiny dicks piss on their balls.

Can be used literally or figuratively.

That ball pisser cant finish a six pack.

Look at pee balls over there.

Wipe the piss off your balls and finish that beer.

Ball Pisser by fuckstack March 16, 2008

pocket pisser 

someone who won’t mind their own business. they are pissing on other people’s pockets when they should be pissing in their own.
verb. to piss in one’s pocket

Bruh, David is such a pocket pisser he won’t leave me alone
Stop pissing in my pocket, I can piss in my own

pocket pisser by emusmoos November 16, 2021

pittsburgh pisser 

Allowing a desired yet unattainable sex partner diarrhea on your face in order to bang her.

Man that girl was worthy of a Pittsburgh pisser.

pittsburgh pisser by JBCB March 19, 2022

Pennsylvania Panty Pisser 

When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.

Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.

Pennsylvania Panty Pisser by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009

wicked pisser 

1. something is awesome (often used as its own sentence, and pronounced: piss-ah)
2. something is extremely difficult (sometimes wicked is dropped)

1. The Sox game last night was wicked pisser.
2. oh, wicked pisser. that sucks.

wicked pisser by Jon22 October 16, 2006