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chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 25, 2009
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your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
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Sticky Pendulum

When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.
*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.
by WindyStick December 3, 2014
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pendulum sharpener

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
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Pendulum Syndrome

The inability of noticing or accepting change. Or to be puzzled by change.
Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.

Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome
by 404guts May 14, 2021
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Penduluming

The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
Hey Mary wanna ask your sister to do some penduluming
by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021
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pendulumed

The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.
We shared a nice walk on the beach until she pendulumed me and i pushed her into the ocean.
by rogeliow August 15, 2012
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