Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.
by John3482 December 06, 2022
by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023
crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.
chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons
joe: wow chelsey parsons
by fgdhkcdr July 05, 2017
He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 07, 2020
He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!
Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!
Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
by JEPJEP November 07, 2020
Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.
Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey
by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024
Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020