paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties

hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.

by bigbobman March 10, 2022

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024