ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.
He totally ink wanded that broad.
by dos osos January 09, 2020
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cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis
after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand
by tenbob July 07, 2009
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wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement
My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest
by MMWC July 05, 2013
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gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.
I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.
by Lord Gooseberry February 07, 2022
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Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)
oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you
by milf_handeler May 19, 2021
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Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.
My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.
by ARJM13 July 31, 2016
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Wank Wand

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand
by Lenny15Prez II January 08, 2013
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