When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
by SpykeIzLeet August 21, 2011
by Businesstime August 31, 2007
Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:
1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.
For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.
1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.
For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.
Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.
by Cruel Elevator May 16, 2005
The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.
Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.
by 02050 loves 02333 November 17, 2011
A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.
by Everything Daviska March 31, 2017
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.
by Donavan Mikulsky August 07, 2007
The dedicated fans of Cobra Starship, who sit on their "shelf" and watch the Cobras make music on the Cobrahcam for countless hours. The chat is very amusing, and no one likes spammers. Shelf kids take pride for their stalking abilities. Shelf kids also take part in Cobra activities like, Taco Tuesday, let's get Gabe drunk, and WoW.
Also. Shelf kids do it better!
Also. Shelf kids do it better!
by Shelfkid January 21, 2009