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A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
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A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
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to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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To run a piece on a girl can mean one of two things: to have sex with a girl in exchange for money, drugs, or whatever they decide to exchange.

To run piece on a girl can also mean: to con or steal from her in plain sight without her knowledge, especially if she is in debt to someone
I'll hit you up later but first I have to run a piece on a girl who needs some Boi or tonight, but she don't have any money.
by Nikstixx January 1, 2017
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When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.
How are you today, They did sugary on a grape
by They did sugary on a grape November 27, 2018
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