Omni

this is the fastest/shortest measurement of time...way less than a second...its very hard for normal average people to measure this time span. basically Only ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL can....

this will be done in a omni. this will take a omni to complete

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 21, 2022

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omni gay

Someone that identifies as he/him, she/her, and they/them that is attracted and is pansexual. They are everything, and they have sex with everything. They are as gay as it gets.

Person: Hey what are your pronouns?

Other person: Call me any of them, he/she/they whatever you like.
Person: Do you like women?
Other person: Yes! I like everyone, men women they/thems
Person: Holy shit, you’re Omni gay!

by CommieFricktard July 3, 2022

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Omni

an individual who does not leave the house unless forced to, lacks intellect, and makes the worst takes known to mankind.

average omni L

by Lqjk August 13, 2022

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Omni-Cart

A term used when a corporation endeavours to produce software functionality so ridiculously ambitious but entirely disorganised that is forever destined to fail, crushing the poor souls who "down hill" of complete middle management failure.

My team is kicking off an Omni-Cart project again

by gerryko January 10, 2022

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Omni middle school

Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.

Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”

by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022

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