Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"

Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"

by MentalScraps December 3, 2018

Nonce

A bloody paedofile

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by Bolivia your next door neighbo April 4, 2020

Nonce

A British slang word for a paedophile

The PE teacher is such a nonce

by Binxylove September 17, 2023

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

A person who is very good at the game "apex legends"

Jeffery is a nonce he carried our squad

by alexis mode August 29, 2022

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

nonce

1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult

1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!

by gayslag February 24, 2020