Linda is a woman who has issues with race hate. Linda's biggest conflict is that she has a deep hate for black people and a deep love for multiple black dicks at any given point of the day. Linda can usually be spotted near dumpsters behind fast food restaurants getting reamed by multiple government assisted African Americans. In Linda's free time she frequently worships figurines that reminisce days of slavery in hopes of covering her deep need to be a slave from said community. If there are unlimited amounts of black dicks in the room with Linda, records will be set. Linda is a master chef at spaghetti-o's.
by infectedA July 17, 2017

by yerruglylad July 20, 2019

The definition of Linda is a psycho path and a devil also known as the Spawn of Satan/ Lucifer who abuses people especially young children
by Vaughn November 18, 2018

Linda is probably a "jerk" grandma until she gets too old to spank you for acting
a fool then eventually dies when she becomes dope. Even though y'all agreed to start smoking weed which would have probably saved her. She should have just listened.
a fool then eventually dies when she becomes dope. Even though y'all agreed to start smoking weed which would have probably saved her. She should have just listened.
by Ayeomen June 8, 2020

The most craziest best friend that you could ever have. But is really a spoilt, little two-faced bitch that is a backstabber and really has no friends.
by little._.tee April 18, 2016

When someone has two or more personalities. The personality that is rude, angry, selfish, non caring, and disrespectful is called a linda.
by Theunknownwordfinder January 25, 2019
