Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.

Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club

by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Rupert is such a Banter Biter!, he really does not like it when you bad mouth his car!

by Lukeg83 January 27, 2009

Banter Trucks

A heavy goods vehicle (HGV) seen on a motorway displaying bantorious text/imagery or any combination of the two

Caution, men working at rear, truck would be classified as banterful and therefore Banter Trucks

For a quality erection (Context: Fencing company truck but now a Banter Truck)

by Bant Bant Bant August 6, 2012

Banter-factor

When someone or a group says something funny or has good banter they have the BANTER-FACTOR.

Seamus is a real laugh he has the banter-factor.

by Mark Duggan October 24, 2008

banter club

AKA Tottenham Hotspur

Mate Spurs just got battered in the Conference Laague!
Who were they playing?
Some team of binmen from Romania!
LOL what a banter club!

by SpursRShit June 22, 2023

Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020