Antisocial Networking

Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.

I can't believe it... we haven't spoken to Randy since high school. He added us as friends on Facebook but never responds to any of our messages. He has over 100 friends but we've never even seen him post a comment. Talk about antisocial networking!

by Jeremy Wasser March 19, 2008

Cheating Network

For a time it was the biggest cheating/exploiting/botting community on the Web. The databases were accidentally wiped in 2012 and the site is being re-built. Beware of trolls if you're a n00b. If you stick around long enough, you'll get free samples, make some money, and probably become an elitist.

Seth: How'd you get a bot that sent you 2,000 free samples?
Me: Found it for free on CN
Seth: What's CN?
Me: Its Cheating Network, www.CheatingNetwork.net

by Chewy'sAPizza August 14, 2013

social networking

Generally a website (ex: facebook, myspace) where people can add "friends", (generally people they may see once a day and never communicate with in person, or close friends they actually do associate with) and communicate with them through multiple ways such as leaving comments on posted pictures or blogs, or perhaps sending them a message they can read when they sign into the site at a later time.

Guy 1: I just joined a social networking site! It pwns!

Guy 2: Yeah right, social networking is the gayest thing to happen to Earth since reality tv.

by rick bender August 15, 2008

Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Cartoon Network

- A tv channel that kicks Nickelodeon's ass. (but fucked up Dexter' Lab by downgrading the graphics of the characters and quality of the show. Like the animator died and the got some a** to do it.

I watch Cartoon Network to watch Adult Swim.

by RyoGen June 25, 2004

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003

network viking

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

by Owen January 29, 2004