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NATO

1.) The North Atlantic Terrorist Organization
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe

An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.

Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.
John: NATO is bombing yet another Middle-East country for the 54772864296472458273547834th time. They're saying that the country built a Death Star or something.
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."
by Bungatron9999 March 20, 2024
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Nato

Nato is a good FNF player, good artist, and a decent spriter. He's Currently trying to get fame from thr undertale fandom.
Nato is a pogger person.
by otaN June 8, 2021
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NATO alphabet

An alphabet that consists of words which begin with the letters of the standard English alphabet
Have you ever learned about the NATO alphabet? It goes like this: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.
by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022
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NATO

No Action Transport Only. Refers to a guy attached to a group of females, usually no more than four.

The male is in love with one or more of the women, but, alas, ihs love is not reciprocated. The guy is used solely because he has a car, and the girls do not, so they lead him on and use him for transportation purposes only.
A: Look at Bob, hanging out with all those chicks.
B: Nah, man, nothing's going on, he's just NATO.
by bhalrog November 5, 2009
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Natoe

I person who has lost his/her foot to obesity.
"At age 45, Mark became a Natoe."
by Sniphles June 30, 2014
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Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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NATO

North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation
NATO invaded my contry and killed everyone, they are so NATO
by No_Quarter_for_them January 2, 2023
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