Narwhal

A kick to the vaginal region

Your Narwhal just hit my clit you tard!

by Ilike big penisssss January 09, 2010

bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013

Natty Narwhal

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

by Shamus the Chair Mender August 18, 2010

Nasty Narwhal

1.) The sickest, illest, nastiest gamer on Xbox Live.
2.) One who pwns newbs daily in games like Halo and Call of Duty

I just got pwned by Nasty Narwhal!

Nasty Narwhal rapes shitty newbs like me in COD!

by BionicNarwhal December 08, 2010

Narwhal Appreciation Day

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

by HollyHeywood November 03, 2011

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski March 05, 2012

San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 06, 2022