Let out my Snoop Dog

Snoop Dog, shit, doing a shit, shitty, not good, poor effort

I was working out and I suddenly had to let out my snoop dog before I could carry on

by Cleft palates November 5, 2020

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Raw dogging my ego

It's when a person gives you a huge confidence boost without any kind of prompt. It's like they're your own person hypeman.

Man, that chick was raw dogging my ego and talking about how great I am in bed.

by Kauai-kimo March 10, 2025

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024