Mummy Head

An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.

Leslie just sat there like a Mummy Head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.

Mummy Head by pigbpenapocalypse March 22, 2012

Mummy Dust 

Mummy dust is things that have happened in the past. They're history, old news. Things that people won't let go. When old people talk about "well back in my day." Or people who are always bringing up stories from high school. Shit's mummy dust.

"Corey Colteaux is always talking about high school, always bringing up mummy dust."

E-40 Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift (Everyday is a Weekend) lyrics -
"saw some suckaz I don't trust (what they do)/
got to bringin' up old mummy dust/
pullin' up the past/
talkin' loud like a big mouth bass"

Mummy Dust by SteveEP November 10, 2010

Mummy dong 

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

Mummy dong by Dongster January 17, 2013

mummy has a new boyfriend 

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

mummy has a new boyfriend by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.

Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!

mummy nurse by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018

Mummy and daddy pig 

A bad couple because mummy pig is only 4 and daddy pig is 107 so they are a bad couple

You and Johnny are such a mummy and daddy pig

Mummy and daddy pig by Memes123456789 February 24, 2020

mummy milkers 

Tiddies dat are big

She gowad dem mummy milkers

mummy milkers by Ballsmuncher May 14, 2023